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    Pinkie Pie was walking along when all of a sudden Rainbow Dash Appeared!

    Rainbow turned to Pinkie and said “Hey, Pinks. Let’s go to your room and totally do it.” And then Pinkie smiled and said “OK, Dashie! Let’s go do it!” And so, Pinkie Penis and Rainbow Fuck stated to walk back to Sugarcyube corner when suddenly something happened!

    Suddenly, Megatron appeared and yelled “I am Megatron! I will make Rainbow Dash my bride?” And so Megatron opened a portal near him and grabbed Dashie and made his way into the portal and then he closed it. But Party Pie was having none of this so she said “Bitch, oh no you didn’t!” and jumped into the portal after Megabot and Raindick Hash.

    Pinkie fell out of the portal vand landed in a boxing arena. Megatron had Bob tied up to a post. “You have to save me, Pinkie Poe!” She said. Megatron was upset and impressed by Pinkie’s determination. So he said “I am upset and impressed by your determination, Pinkie! I will let you have Dash back, but only if you beat mee in a one one one boxing match?”

    So then Pinkie said “Ok”. And then Megatron got on his gloves and Pinkie put her gloves on her hands as well and the two started to fight. However, Megatron was to powerful for Fuckie Fuck, and it looked like she was going to lose.

    Suddenly, Linkara appeared! He saw Pinkie was losing, and being the awesome hero he was, decided he had to help. Pinkie was happy to see him!

    Linkara said “Pinkie, your losing! You need help! Here, borrow my gun!” And so Linkara gave Pinkie his magic gun and Pinkie’s power fucking quadrupled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Suddenly, Nappa turned to Vegeta and said “ Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Pinkie’s power level?” And Vegeta took off his scouter and crushed it in his grip and said “It’s over 900000!!!!!!!!!!” And Nappa said “What!?!? 9000!?!?! That can’t be right!!!!!”

    And so Megatron wet himself in fear!

     Pinkie smiled and, drawing in her breath, screamed “I AM A MARE!!!!” and delivered a powerful kick to Megatron’s balls of iron.

    “AHH, MY DECPTICUNT!!!!!!!” Megatron screamed in pain, and then his head exploded.

     Suddenly, Dash was free and she ran to Pinkie and the two of them kissed, and gave declarations of love.

    “Oh Dashie, let’s do it and stuff!” Pinkie said, lookin in Dashie’s eyes.

    “Wait! I have to tell you something. I’m not actually a mare. I am a human!” Dashie said regretfully.

     Pinkie was surprised. “REALLY!?!!?!?” She asked.

    Nope, Chuck Testa!

    THE END.
Wasn't that an enchanting literary experience, darlings? :iconrarityplz:
Ok, so this is something I made in like 7 minutes out of sheer boredom. just sit back and laugh at the stupid. ;p

On the very rare case Linkara ever gets a hold of this abomination, I just want to say, I'm so sorry, dude. I only put you in here because I love you. :love:

MLP belongs to Hasbro. As does Transformers. But not Linkara or Dragonball. Or Chuck Testa. :meow:
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SweetieBelle03 Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
That was the most hilarious thing I've ever read.
DanielSplatter Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Then my mission was accomplished! :D
Funny-tasteing-soda Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
loved it!!!!
DanielSplatter Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks! :D
Pizza2012012 Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Best. Fic. Eva.
DanielSplatter Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hah, thanks! :)
RaenBoow Mar 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
.....And this was equally fucked up XD More of this!
DanielSplatter Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, there will be more, eventually. :D
MLP, Transformers and Linkara all in one fic. I bow to you Sir.
DanielSplatter Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you!:iconbowplz:
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