Twilight and Twilight Totatly Do It And Stuff

Twilight was just sitting in her bedroom watching Pay-Per-View when there was a sudden light thing and........it was Twilight! From the FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!1212121!@!@#131

She turned and say "What the fuck are you doing, you motherfucking motherfucker!@#>??? Fuck!"

And Future Twilight was all "I'm from the future, and bad stuff happens in the future and....yeah!" She was super serious, yo.

And Present Twilight said "So? Leave me alone, I'm watching pr0nz." But Future Twilight said "I don 't care" and lifted Present Twilight into the air and they all jumped into the time vortex portal thing-a-mabobber.

When they stopped Time Traveling they were in a future wasteland of sorts where der was all zis weird techy junk all around and stupid. FuTwi (I'm  calling Future Twilight that cause I'm a lazy loser) and PreTwi (Present Twiloight, dummy) loook ed around and FuTwi said "SEE ZOMG THE FUTURE IS AWFUL!(@#(@!)!!!!!!!!!!)

And PreTwi said "Looks nice." And then FuTwi said "This is all the fault of Cadence cause she is worst pony and destoryed the world = I think I'm not sure, I was reading when the world blew the fuck up and stuff so I can't say but we need to go vaporize her with these!"

Then she conjured up two Anti-matter Pulse Rifles and PreTwi said "Alright." And they went off to kill Cadence. However, while walking PreTwi tripped and accidentally vaporized herself when the rifle went off. FuTwi said "Aw, ponyfeathers! Guess I have to go back and get another PreTwi." So she did, and brought another PreTwi into the future. They managed to make it into what was left of Ponyville, where they ran into a squadron of HYPER ROBO MUTANT ANDRIOD WIZARD SAMURAI MANTIS MEN ATTACK DRONES!!!!!!!!!!!

After a super cool awesome fight filled with explosions and lots of badass shit (which I won't be describing cause I'm lazy ;D), PreTwi was mortally wounded and died in FuTwi's Arms. FuTwi cried then went back into time and brouight another PreTwi into the future. This time they got to Cadence's castle when PreTwi was sniped in the head. So FuTwi had to go back into time and bring another PreTwi into the future.

This time they took 2 steps when a rock fell and crushed PreTwi. By now Future Twilight was unhappy. She went back in time again only this time she brought back.....Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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She started bitching about preps and goffs when Future Twilight vaporized her. She then got another PreTwi and then they went into the future. After much hardship, they finally reached Cadence's throne room and Cadence was all like "OMG WTF!?" And they were all like "Insert badass line here": and vaporized her and stuff. And then, since this story is Tittled Twilight and Twilight do it, they did it (Hey, it's just self-cest. It's not wrong if it's you're self, it's like jacking off )

And they all lived happily ever after. For four minutes, until all of reality fell apart cause of all the time paradoxes and stuffy cool word.

Jelly Doughnuts.